Advice for Freshmen (Part V)

Humor

  • Your mama and your face jokes are only funny freshmen year.
  • Chuck Norris will live on forever.
  • If no one’s laughing…it’s just not funny.

 

Health

  • Check the scene!
  • Close your eyes and ears during some parts.
  • NEVER talk to a guy after his health class.
  • The Miracle of Life movie really IS visual.
  • If your first kiss is with a CPR dummy, don’t broadcast it.
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