Now, I thought that I would offer up an explanation for all of the "Advice to Freshmen" posts. First off, the title is formally "Advice from the Class of '09 for Next Year's Freshmen". Now, that wouldn't quite fit in my limited space for a title, so I had to shorten it. Secondly, about the start of this. No, I did not come up with all of those. In fact, only about two or three are actually mine. A bunch of school people came up with 'em, and Emma so kindly put them all together into nice little categories. Lastly, please enjoy them. Don't try to understand too hard; you might go insane. There are tons of inside jokes and stuff, so it's a bit complicated for those who weren't involved.